In honor of Kate & William, on the night before the wedding phenomenon, I share this:
A Royal Recipe in three easy steps:
1) Make your favorite salad, pile on all the yummy goodness you crave, tuna on spinach is my top choice.
2) Make sure you are starving. Like really starving, stomach growling with hunger pains echoing off the walls.
3) Twist off pepper top. Forget pepper top is really a “pop top” and not a “twist top”. Watch a whole bottle of pepper flakes fall onto your beautiful salad creation.
It’s what I had for dinner.
Okay, so the only royal part about this recipe was the royal pain in the you-know-what to remove all the clumps of pepper from all the pieces of buried spinach.
Warning: do not attempt at home.
The pepper treatment turned my tuna salad into blackened tuna. “Pop”arazzi surprise!
I think champagne and crumpets may be more appropriate for tomorrow morning’s global soiree.
Hitting the sack early tonight to make the 4am wake up call.
It will be a Party Of Two over here.
Pup and me, designated wedding crashers.
I don’t think it animal cruelty forcing Pup to watch the royal wedding. In fact, I think he appreciates the gravity of this occasion.
It’s hard to remember the last time it felt like the whole world was rooting for the same team, and speculating about the uniforms they will wear to the big event.
Yeah, I know there are naysayers and party-poopers out there bringing on the buzz kill around this spectacular event.
But, I think a world-wide wedding is just what we need right now. More love story.
Less loss.
More celebration.
Less competition.
It’s a new beginning, a new era, a new milestone in our life and times.
It’s more than a good party. It’s good for the heart.
I think a little pomp and circumstance can go a long way.
After all, aren’t these moments the spice of life?
So dear Kate and William, I say pepper it on!
(just watch out for the “pop”arazzi!)
